How to subtly inform your colleagues that the air conditioning is too f***ing cold!
In the middle of a meeting shout: “Iceberg ahoy!” and then yell: “You jump, I Jump!”
Ask Steve, who monitors the air conditioning like a hawk, if he liked his last job in the morgue.
Wear fingerless gloves and a bear skin and carry a sword to work then enter the office dramatically announcing: “Winter is coming”.
At the next budget meeting suggest that your manager sublet part of the office for vaccine storage.
Buy large transparent Lego bricks and build an igloo around your desk. If anyone invites you to lunch tell them: “I’ve caught a fish and will probably just roast it over a trashcan fire”.
Ask if anyone is good at ice breakers, because you need to use the toilet.
On bring-your-pet-to-work day, rent a reindeer and take it to the office.
In the middle of a meeting shout: “Iceberg ahoy!” and then yell “You jump, I Jump!”
When asked for your opinion on something at work state: “Did you know that the Inupiaq of Alaska have 100 names for ice and here we just call it ambient room temperature!”
Bring your old rugs to work and hang them up. If anyone asks what you’re doing, tell them the ice cold temperature in the office will kill the bed bugs.
Tell your boss he doesn’t need to worry about you taking time off to start a family any time soon, because you’ve frozen your eggs. At the office.
