Luxembourg & Google: Are they or aren’t they expecting their first baby?
Luxembourg has noticeably surged in size in the last months. Publicly it has attributed this weight gain to excess water. Actually, that does check out.
Luxembourg has been in bed with Google on and off for years. In the past they came close to making a beautiful baby data center together. Are they finally going to make it happen?
We share 5 telltale signs (which we may or may not have made up).
The philandering internet giant has spawned scores of baby data centres with neighbouring nations. But that clearly doesn’t stop Luxembourg from getting loved up. Close friends of Luxembourg and Google suggest that they have booked a professional photographer to take romantic snaps of them walking in the Mullerthal together. How cute is that?! We hope they won’t just keep these gorgeous photos to themselves!
Google and Luxembourg were spotted brunching together at Luxembourg’s trendiest spot, Dadda Shelter. A staff member overheard Luxembourg saying: “I think I need to lay off the cured meats and stinky cheeses for a while.” Google meanwhile was heard to respond: “I’m sure a little bit won’t do any harm!”
Luxembourg has noticeably surged in size in the last months. Publicly it has attributed this weight gain to excess water. Actually, that does check out.
A few weeks ago, Luxembourg and Google were spotted together looking at wallpaper swatches with elephant and rainbow motifs at Steinhauser. It seems someone has been focusing on some home decorating!!!
Google’s online search history suggests that someone has been looking up baby names. Top choice appears to be: Cloud, Spike and Chrome. But will it be a girl or a boy? The suspension is killing us!!
What would the love child of Google and Luxembourg look like? We asked Google’s chatbot Gemini and didn’t like its answer so we guess we will just have to wait and see. Until then, maybe it’s time to book a place in a crèche in Bissen!!